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Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it.
-- Linus Torvalds

Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.
-- Steve Jobs (1955-2011)

You're dead, Jim.
-- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7

Insufficient facts always invite danger.
-- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9

The state of some commercial Un*x is more unsecure than any Linux box without a root password...
-- Bernd Eckenfels

Breakpoint 1, main (argc=1, argv=0xbffffc40) at main.c:29 29 printf ("Welcome to GNU Hell!\n");
-- "GNU Libtool documentation"

Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
-- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4

The disks are getting full; purge a file today.

MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.

There's coffee in that nebula!
-- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager, "The Cloud"

I am NOT a kludge! I am a computer!
-- tts

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.

panic("Foooooooood fight!");
-- In the kernel source aha1542.c, after detecting a bad segment list

I was attacked by dselect as a small child and have since avoided debian.
-- Andrew Morton

Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
-- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8

A father doesn't destroy his children.
-- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.

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