Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it. -- Linus Torvalds
Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011)
Error in operator: add beer
You're dead, Jim. -- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
Insufficient facts always invite danger. -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9
The state of some commercial Un*x is more unsecure than any Linux box without a root password... -- Bernd Eckenfels
New systems generate new problems.
Breakpoint 1, main (argc=1, argv=0xbffffc40) at main.c:29 29 printf ("Welcome to GNU Hell!\n"); -- "GNU Libtool documentation"
Violence in reality is quite different from theory. -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4
This report is filled with omissions.
The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
MAC user's dynamic debugging list evaluator? Never heard of that.
There's coffee in that nebula! -- Capt. Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager, "The Cloud"
I am NOT a kludge! I am a computer! -- tts
There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
panic("Foooooooood fight!"); -- In the kernel source aha1542.c, after detecting a bad segment list
I was attacked by dselect as a small child and have since avoided debian. -- Andrew Morton
Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", stardate 3142.8
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.
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