In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.

Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs (MACINTOSH)
-- Topic on

One tree to rule them all, One tree to find them, One tree to bring them all, and to itself bind them.
-- Gavin Koch <>

Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.

To communicate is the beginning of understanding.
-- AT&T

Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.

Per buck you get more computing action with the small computer.
-- R. W. Hamming

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. -Samuel Goldwyn

U X e dUdX, e dX, cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159...

Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...

It isn't an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
-- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan

A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
-- Steinbach

The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
-- Bruce Ediger,, on X interfaces

Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology.
-- R. S. Barton

Show more
Social Candanga

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!