A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
COBOL is for morons. -- E. W. Dijkstra
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. -Arthur Baer, American comic and columnist
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want. -- D. Cohen
Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8
A little pain never hurt anyone.
The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
<moshez> ok, I will not marry Jo-Con-El's cow.
The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
Why use Windows when you can have air conditioning? Why use Windows, when you can leave through the door? -- Konrad Blum
Evil isn't all bad.
Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.
Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of reliable, well-engineered commercial software? -- Matt Welsh
Debian is the Jedi operating system: "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice". -- Simon Richter on debian-devel
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.
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