A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant.

A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. -Arthur Baer, American comic and columnist

The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what you want.
-- D. Cohen

The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play.
-- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8

The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.
-- Scotty

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

<moshez> ok, I will not marry Jo-Con-El's cow.

The disks are getting full; purge a file today.

Why use Windows when you can have air conditioning? Why use Windows, when you can leave through the door?
-- Konrad Blum

Staff meeting in the conference room in 3 minutes.

Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of reliable, well-engineered commercial software?
-- Matt Welsh

Debian is the Jedi operating system: "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice".
-- Simon Richter on debian-devel

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